Fire Goodell

Roger Goodell needs to be fired, because hey, why not? Here’s a list of things we can argue about: Is Ray Rice a bad guy or just made one mistake? Doe Janay Rice deserve for us to stop talking about this? Does the NFL have a bigger responsibility than the law? Is a hotdog a…

Opening Up the Culture Club

  Why white people are so angry about everything black. For those of you who listen to the podcast, you’ve probably heard us talk about Crazy Facebook Republican Militia Guy before. This person is exactly who you’d think he would be: white, ex-military, angry, hates Obama more than life itself, loves guns more than he…

The Police State

  Nobody hates cause-heads more than I do. Feminists, anarchists, hippies, Black Panthers, liberals, conservatives, pacifists, capitalists, communists. Any time someone defines themselves through a certain cause, I immediately loathe them. So why did I find myself among protesters last night? Because the situation in Ferguson, Missouri is not a cause, not an ideal and…

Sharknado, Snakes and Stupidity

Sharknado capitalizes on the public’s want to not be taken seriously.   We all want to be stupid. This isn’t new. Ignorance is bliss is why normal people like to identify with Forrest Gump and Raymond Babbitt. To throw away any reminder of adulthood and the pain we identify with growing up and replace it with a…

Read What They Mean

 When saying what you mean is superseded by what people think you mean. “We have been the cowards, lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That’s cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it’s not cowardly.” These are the words that many thought would have ended Bill Maher’s…

The Leftovers

Why Pink Floyd’s “new” album doesn’t matter. In 1994, Pink Floyd released their last album, The Division Bell. It was their only album to reach #1 on every major market on the globe. In terms of rock music, this would seem like a success, that a band dominated the charts nearly thirty years after their…